Harry (:
The fact that my dad just compared driving stick shift to flat ironing my hair
He knows how my brain works.
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
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